Marry Christmas
Though it’s so fucking dark outside
and I’ve never before seen such a cold night
you can hardly even see through the storm
Even so I’ve never before felt this warm
we love all the presents and all the food
but that’s not the feeling that makes my day
that’s not what makes me feel so good
It’s the feeling when you kiss me and say:
Marry Christmas and a happy new year!
The streets outside are filled with snow
and now you never ever want it to go
the days after Christmas are so great
the new year is almost here, I just can’t wait
we love all the presents and all the food
but that’s not the feeling that makes my day
that’s not what makes me feel so good
It’s the feeling when you kiss me and say:
Marry Christmas and a happy new year!
you can just leave all your troubles behind
but though all the fireworks are beautiful
there’s less than a week ‘til I go back to school
Ho Ho Ho
Waking up in the middle of the night
to the sweet sound of bells outside
I look out the window everything is white
yet something just doesn’t feel right
there’s this fat guy in my living room
with a big white beard that needs a groom
he’s putting presents under my tree
and he smiles as he says to me:
Ho, ho, ho
But I just don’t trust this guy
Santa clause wouldn’t be this shy
this fat guy has got something to hide
so I decide to punch him in the eye
there’s this fat guy in my living room
with a big white beard that needs a groom
I beat him so bad he almost dies
and as I do this the fat guy cries:
